Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
celfie new york
*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*
Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date
"Did you just catch that?"
I like that the batter actually looks impressed
logging off tumblr
"Alright mam, your total will be $10,579.49"
*slides selfie over the counter*